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Mark Driscoll Friendzoned by Mars Hill Church; Arrested for Public Indecency

Halliburton to Provide Scholarships to Iraqi Entrepreneurs

Congress Acquired by VC Firm; Americans Hopeful

South Korea to Re-use Reactor Parts as Environmental Art

Jeb Bush to Renounce American Citizenship

Breaking: Irving, TX Public Officials Accused of Using ‘Desktop Bombs’; Feds Called In

New Frontiers in Neurology for Plastic Surgeons in Korea

Plastic Surgery Set for Inclusion in Upcoming School Uniforms; Aestheticians Divided Over Ideal Face Geometry